Sunday, November 29, 2009

What Flavor Smoothie Are You?

You Are a Green Smoothie









You are a conscientious, health oriented person. You like fresh, whole foods.
You have an open mind about life. You enjoy all sorts of things, & you're not picky.

In fact, you believe the best things in life tend to be underrated or a bit intimidating.
You are bold & daring. You enjoy taking risks & living life to the fullest.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Which of Jesus' Disciples Are You?

Your Result: James, son of Alpheus








Often identified with James the Less, who is only mentioned three times in the New Testament, each time in connection with his mother. Since there was already a more prominent James (James, son of Zebedee) among the twelve disciples, equating James, son of Alpheus with James the Less made sense. (James, son of Zebedee is sometimes called "James the Greater"). This identification was accepted by early Church leaders &, therefore, tradition knows him more commonly as James the Less. James, son of Alpheus, has also been identified with James, the brother of Jesus. This is widely accepted in the Roman Catholic Church, while the Eastern Orthodoxy and Protestants tend to distinguish between the two. Alpheus is also the name of the father of Matthew, which has led some to conclude that James & Matthew might have been brothers. However, there is no biblical account of the two being called brothers, even when they appear side by side in the lists of the Twelve Apostles, next to the fraternal pairs of Peter & Andrew & the sons of Zebedee. James is reported to have been martyred by crucifixion at Ostrakine in Lower Egypt, where he was preaching the Gospel. A carpenter's saw is the symbol associated with him in Christian art because it is also noted that his body was later sawed to pieces. Another story says that he was martyred at Jerusalem in 62 CE by being thrown from a pinnacle of the Temple, & then beaten to death with clubs while praying for his attackers. Patron Saint of: dying people, terminally ill people, hatmakers, milliners, pharmacists, Frascati, Italy; Monterotondo, Italy; Nemi, Italy & the country of Uruguay

Friday, November 27, 2009

WWE 7 Minutes In Heaven

Evan Bourne










Me: Someone is here to see you. Evan Bourne is dressed in a black suit with his hair gelled back & a dozen roses in his hand. He greets you with a kiss on the cheek & says “Nice to see you babe.” He grabs you by your waist & kisses you in front of me & 3 other girls in the room. You: “Am I in a dream?” Evan: “No, I’ve come to rescue you, I’m your Prince Charming.” You two just smiled & continued to kiss. He backed you into the wall & you two ran off into a secluded area like Romeo & Juliet. I swung open the door & was shocked to see you two in a compromising position. Evan gave me a disapproving look & shooed me away. Me: “You two better hurry up before the adults come in here & catch you two.” Evan did a backflip & the door made an awful noise which made me shudder. Just then, Rey Mysterio came in & Evan said to him “Rey, you know what to do.” Rey did a 619 on the door & told us in Spanish to give Evan & his lady some privacy. So we did. As for the door, that’s a different story.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What's Your Birthday's Wisdom?

Your Birthday's Wisdom is Creation









You have learned that you're happiest in life when you're working with your hands.
Whether you're cooking or writing, being creative is what fools you.

You don't like to be stagnant, & you are always thinking of new projects.
You believe that a wasted day can lead to a wasted life. You make the most of the time you have.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

What Is God's Gift In You?

A Prayer Warrior









Your destiny is a prayer warrior. Prayer is not a mysterious practice reserved only for clergy & the religiously devout. Prayer is simply communicating with God - listening & talking to him. You can pray from the heart, freely, spontaneously & in your own words. Prayer is your direct line with heaven. Prayer is a communication process that allows you to talk to God! He wants you to communicate with Him, like a person-to-person phone call. Ask God it might be you!